Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Bonus Whoring Guide by Lil Fizz!

OK you asked for it kiddies.. and here it is. If you follow this guide you should be able to turn your $50 into at least $1,000 in about a month (give or take cash out times). These sites arent in any particular order, you can do whatever you want as long as you have enough money to make the full bonus.

Things to remember while whoring:
1. You aren't always going to make the full bonus. Its poker, things happen. Don't get frustrated if you lose a little bit on one site.. it'll all even out in the end.
2. The easiest way to clear bonuses is by playing low limit holdem. I know most of you hate limit but its less risk. For the amount of hands you'll be playing you prolly won't make alot of money on the tables. Thats what the bonuses are for!!
3. Make sure you support freerollerz by downloading all these sites from Holis!! ;D


Site #1: Bet365
I reccommend doing this site first because their bonus offer ends on Oct 31st!!
They offer a sign up bonus of 100% up to $50 after 250 raked hands. You must play on .50/1.00 or above to count as a raked hand. There is a raked hand counter in the lobby for you to check on your progress. Once you've played your 250 raked hands you then have to email them to get this bonus. Then after you play another 250 raked hands they have a special October bonus for an additional $100. Again you must email them to claim your bonus. Cashout to Neteller is a little different from most sites but if anyone needs help I'll explain it to you!!
Total Bonus:$150
Games: Soft
Cashout time: 1-2 days

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Site #2: SportingBet
Sporting Bet offers a $100 bonus after 500 raked hands. Raked hands on this site can be played at any limit but they only count [b]contributed[/b] raked hands. That just means you have to see the flop for the hand to count. You can check on your progress my IMing live support. This one will take a little longer than on Bet365 but trust me.. the level of players at this site is so weak it will make up for it!!
Total Bonus: $100
Games: Laughable
Cashout time: FAST (under 30 min)



Site #3: Betfred
LOL I finally get you guys to take the Fizzie challenge!! Betfred is offering a 100% signup bonus up to $100 after 1000 raked hands. Hands must be played at .50/1.00 or above and every hand you are dealt that is raked gets couted. You can check on the progress of your bonus by IMing live support- the best in the biz I'd say. They answer you within seconds and are always very polite. Once you have played 1000 hands they will credit you the bonus automatically, or you can ask live support and they will credit it for you.
Total Bonus: $100
Games: Suck-out City
Cashout time: FAST

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Site #4: Absolute Poker
AP is offering a sign up bonus of 200% up to $200. Looks like they changed their bonus from when I did it and I couldn't find anything about it on their site.. But when it was only $150 bonus it was cleared at 10x so for the $200 you'd have to play 2000 hands. Umm.. I will warn you on AP the games are really rough. You prolly won't make the full bonus on this one.. But you should earn enough points to get a free tshirt!! LOL
Total Bonus: $200 (?)
Games: Rock Garden
Cashout time: average


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Site #5: Carribean Sun
After AP I think you're gonna need a little break. Time for the two most easiest and fun sites to whore!! Carribean Sun I'd deposit there first. They offer 100% deposit bonus up to $50 and then a monthly player bonus of $40. Trust me.. you should make much more than that!! The cashout system is a little different than most sites. They send you a PIN number through the mail and you can't cash out until you have it. Depending on where you live, it could take up to a week to recieve it. So what I would do is just dump $50, wait for you PIN before playing, and move on to the next site. Don't forget to come back later though hehee
Total Bonus: $90
Games: Laughable
Cashout time: average (once you have your PIN)


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Site #6: Pacific Poker
This site is GREAT!! They offer a 25% deposit bonus up to $100. But your bonus is credited immediately to your account. So you can cash out your $400 and keep the bonus money in your account to play with. You need to wager $2000 to cash out your bonus money, so I recommend grinding it out on the $1/2 tables. You have to email them to see how much you have wagered.
Total Bonus: $100
Games: Sooo funny I almost peed my pants!!!
Cashout time: Extremely sloooow (7-10 days!!)

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Theres more on the way but I figured that should keep you all busy for a while. GL!!! :D